> var joel_christner_dot_com = 'Welcome to my home on the Internet';
  undefined

> console.log(welcome_message);
  welcome.  this website is constantly under construction, so please pardon the mess.

> console.log(about_me);
  technology geek, Christian, author, developer, business builder, musician, and fitness enthusiast.

> console.log(languages);
  ["C", "C++", "C#", "XML", "JSON", "SOAP", "HTML", "JavaScript", "CSS", "SQL", "valley girl", "Engrish"]

> console.log(where_to_find_me);
  ["amazon", "linkedin", "facebook", "twitter", "blog"]

> bye
  "carpe diem"